Separated at Birth: Big Papi and Justice

The "Separated at Birth" concept, I must admit, is not my idea. Credit is due to the All on the Field Sports Blog for this clever feature. I encourage you to stop on over and check out the "Separated at Birth" archives on the righthand sidebar.

That said, I've come up with my own original submission for the "Separated at Birth" annals: Big Papi and Justice from American Gladiators. Let me know what you think.

Big Papi	Justice

Tale of the Tape
Category	Big Papi	Justice
Name	David Ortiz	Justice Smith
Age	32	Unknown
Height	6'4"	6'8"
Weight	230 lbs.	290 lbs.
Profession	Professional Baseball Player	Gladiator
Team	Boston Red Sox	American Gladiators
Claim to Fame	Walk-off Homerun in Game 4 of 2004 ALCS	Co-worker of Laila Ali and Hulk Hogan
Weapon of Choice	Louisville Slugger	Jousting Stick
Wacky Sidekick	Manny	Wolf
Uses Steroids	No	Highly Likely
Defining Physical Feature	Gapped Front Teeth and Perfect Chinstrap Beard	Mohawk and 20" Biceps